Guess what? Last night I had a stress dream. Can you believe it? I'm supposed to be on vacation, but my subconcious is worrying about the first day of school! It was terrible. First of all, I didn't know what I was teaching, where my room was, who was in my class. Kids were running around all over the place, not listening, the TV didn't work, etc.

Then I had a dream where I was a giant pan-dimensional space octopus which took on a humanoid form in this dimension, as normal humans are unable to comprehend me. (No kidding, this really happened in my dream last night.)

And, I also had dream where someone was stalking me. I think it was in the space dream, which would explain why I had to leave Earth, but I'm not sure.